Twisted BLS Mix

R&B, Disco, Freestyle and yo mama.





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Tracklisting:
1)DeBarge - "I Like It" - All This Love - Gordy Records
The first half of this mix is 80's R&B, some of the best stuff on Earth. I got this at Amoeba Records for $1.00. Deal of the century.

2)Gap Band - "Outstanding (Long Version)" - 12'' Dance Classics

3)Mary Jane Girls - "All Night Long" - Rock Mo Records
Rick James, Bitch.

4)Loose Ends - "Hanging on a String" - MCA

5)Fat Larry's Band - "Act Like You Know" - WMOT Records

6)Frankie Beverly & Maze - "Before I Let Go" (Studio Version) - Moo Records
'Ahhhh aaa aaah woo whoo ohhhhhh never never never nevah'

7)George Benson - "Give Me the Night" - The George Benson Collection - Warner Bros.
This is more like CD101.9 Smooth Jazz jams. My father used to listen to that radio station all the time when he was driving. Sometimes in between some Spyro Gyra and Al Jarreau they would play something good. Good meaning songs that were being sampled by Hip Hop producers. Herb Alpert, Bitches!

8)Michael Jackson - "Get on the Floor" - Off the Wall - Epic
Im gonna let you all on a little secret... Sometimes when djing live, you fuck up. Just ask Diplo. I royally fucked up mixing into the song, not because I was drunk, which in many cases I am, but because I grabbed the track about 5 secs. before the last song was going to end. I am a crap dragon. Another dirty little secret, MJ rapes children.

9)Teena Marie - "Behind the Groove" - Motown

10)Sheila E - "The Glamorous Life" - Warner Bros.
When Fergie came out with the song "The Glamorous Life", I was really nervous because I dont like it when crap dragons take a great song and turn it into a turd vehicle with all wheel drive. Luckily, Will.I.am didnt decide to go literal with the beat.

11)Lisa-Lisa and the Cult Jam - "I Wonder if I Take You Home" - Columbia
This song on the other hand has been touched by crap dragons and suffers the indignity of getting a shit load of royalty checks. On a side note, girls who use Fergie as there touchstone for all fashion statements do not deserve to have the right to wear clothes.

12)Uffie - "Hot Chick" - Ed Banger
Its like a "I Wonder if I Take You Home" for 2007.

13)Adventures of Stevie V - "Dirty Cash (Money Talks)" Sold Out Mix - Mercury
David Morales remix. David Morales is one of the biggest house producers ever, in a few years he will be 'remembered' along with MAW and Frankie Knuckles and the ass kissing fest that will follow will be blogged plenty. You've been warned here first.

14)TKA - "Maria" - Tommy Boy
See comments below track 8. Ultimate Brooklyn/Jersey Party Jam, sounds best blasting out a black Monte Carlo with red lines.

15)Mylo - "In My Arms" King Unique Re-Edit - Breastfed
Betty Davis Eyes sample.

16)Diplo - "Betty" - Hollertronix #7 - Money Studios
Betty Davis Eyes sample. Sneaky mixing makes me sound like a professional and makes up for the crap that I dropped before.

The Electrew Mix

My attempt to sell myself as a 'current and with it ' DJ. Look at boobs, give me a gig.





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Tracklisting:

1) Elephant Man feat. Lil' Jon, Bone Crusher and Kiprich - Jook Gal (Album Version) - Atlantic/VP Records
Lil' Jon is techno.

2) Play Paul - "Love Song" - International Deejay Gigolos
Play Paul is related to one of the robots in Daft Punk, making him a robot too. This record is delicious.

3) Justice - "Waters of Nazereth" (Erol Alkan's Durrr Durrr Durrrrr re-edit) - Ed Banger
Well if you don't know Justice; check this out. Welcome to the party. Normally I feel like a douche when I play "the obvious tracks" (see 6in8). But with Play Paul mashedon top of it, I feel as if I contributing to society positively.

4) Proxy - "Decoy" - Turbo Dance
If I owned a tank and had the urge to go blow stuff up with said tank, this would be my soundtrack. Never heard of this Proxy dude, real name Yevgheny Alexandrovich Pozharnov. I'm guessing he's Russian.

5) Sebastian - "Walkman" - Ed Banger
Again with the Ed Banger! I know, I know, I'm ok with following trends, so should you.
I would probably like this to be on my tanks ipod, too.

6) Bugz in the Attic - "Dont Stop the Music"(Switch Remix) - V2 Records
B.I.T.A = amazing broken beat collective, the word 'mature' gets used a lot when describing them. "Dont Stop the Music" = Yarbrough and Peoples classic from 1980. Not to be mixed up with this. I smell Johnathan Peters remix. Speaking of remixes, Switch is a remixing genius.

7) Jinx - "Screwface" - White Label
One of my "secret weapons", I love this record, the 'A' side is fucking off the hook as well. Classic nu skool breaks, drum n' bass basslines, speed garage vocal chops, reggae toasting... If you can find this anywhere than I deem you lucky. There is a remix of the 'A' side track, that blows Santa's reindeers, and should be avoided at all cost.

8)Snoop Dog - "Drop it like Its Hot" (Les Visteurs remix) - White label
-This track sits so nicely on top of "Screwface"that at this point I will never seperate the two.
-Pharell is techno. This beat also was sampled by Tiga (Owner of Turbo Records) in his remix of "Washing Up".

9)Rufus and Chaka Khan - "Ain't Nobody" - Breakin OST - Polygram Records
What, What! Classic shit. 80's R&B is the best genre ever for getting your groove on.

6 in 8 mix

6 songs, 8 minutes. Down and dirty.





Tracklisting:
1) 5 Minutes of Funk - "Bring it Back" - white label
Good luck finding this one, bootleg funky breaks from around 2000. Samples Suger Hill Gangs "Rappers Delight". I mean Chic's "Good Times".

2)The Beatles - "Twist and Shout" (Diplo's B-more Edit) - Uppercut
I'm a little bitch that does whatever Turntable Lab tells me to do... Ten years ago was around the first time I heard Baltimore Club, It's funny to see this genre blow up the way it has recently.

3)Bonde Do Role- "Solta o Frango" - Mad Decent
Brazilian booty beats, another one from the Diplo camp.

4)Missy Elliot featuring Ciara and Fat Man Scoop - "Lose Control" - Atlantic
I love Ciara. I hate Fat Man Scoop, who is actually fat, and if you ever heard him on Hot 97, you begin to ask how does this man hold down a job, he can talk for 5 minutes straight and not say anything...

5)Edu K -"Funkiero Blue"- Man Records
Another one from the TTL, I really am they're little slave boy who buys wahtever they tell me is cool. I have no personal decisions when it comes to buying records. Another Baile Funk jam from Brazil, this one samples the White Stripes, "Blue Orchard".

6)Klaxons - "Golden Skans (Sebastian Remix)" - Because Music
Sebastian opened up with Kavinsky for Daft Punk this summer, the crowd was given a lesson on the Ed Banger label they killed it. Even if they played some wierd Pharoah Monch "Simon Says" remix.

Enjoy!